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Please don't call anyone (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was "This is gonna be awesome!"