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[–] MashingBundle@lemmy.fmhy.ml 85 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Don't forget the: "I'm the greatest philosopher who ever lived" and "I use visions and astral-states to crack my games" parts

[–] cyanarchy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the second one is true, even in a subjective sense, I'm honestly just impressed. I mean, if it works, it works.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

"hi, satan? Great, yeah i was wondering if i could like, rent out maybe half of my soul for the ability to crack games? wonderful, thank you"

[–] stratoscaster@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago

She unironically needs to get help. I can't imagine what she's like IRL if she's this unhinged over something so small in the grand scheme of things.

Gets denied a loan: shits on the loan approvers desk Gets fired: merks her boss