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French vampires (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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Catstrey @CatstreyDave

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

5:22 PM -01 Jan 20- Twitter for Android

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is the second pun?

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But that's the only pun though, isn't it?

Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap

[–] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's just one pun

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Pain = beard / hurt