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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Let me blurt it out here, people: you are looking at your next president. And I am aware that, currently, by law, a non american can not be elected for office.

yet

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

By law, neither can an insurrectionist, but here we are.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You are.

I'm outside the lines watching the circus burn, keeping my hopes up the audience notices it and get out while there is time.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They sewed the tent shut long ago.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Pocket knives can do miracles.

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