Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Space opera material

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

without the space

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

or opera

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

The real scoop!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want that timeline. Can we please have that timeline?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

I'm afraid it's DLC only content, and requires a lot of macro-transactions