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    I use Debian btw (lemmy.world)
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    [–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    “Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”

    [–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins

    [–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    /me arch user with 4 crotch goblins... Must be a cuck and not know it :(

    [–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn't matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.

    [–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

    Now why didn't I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V...

    /me off to grindr

    [–] communism@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

    Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don't have to have had sex

    [–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

    This. We are not Gentoo users, we don't make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.