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The unicyclist on the left is saying the bicyclist is only riding a bike because they don't have enough skill for a unicycle. The unicyclist on the right is saying they can't learn to ride a bike because they've spent too much of their life riding a unicycle. It's a dig at people who don't want to switch to memory-safe languages like rust.
Now that's a stretch, it could be anything (no, it couldn't, although I think this may have application to some other pairs of languages)
I mean, that's just my interpretation. I don't think it's a stretch though, switching to memory safe languages like rust has been pretty big recently.
How did you interpret the comic?
I should have added a '/s', but I thought it is somewhat obvious, it really reminds of all the 'git gud at C instead of doing Rust'
Yeah, hard to tell without the /s unfortunately.
Yeah, Rust is simply the big one right now. It could just as easily apply to people in the 1960's who didn't want to adopt structured programming, or a compiler at all.
I personally prefer the memory safety tools offered by D over Rust. D also doesn't come with const by default, and you can even opt out of the RAII stuff a certain graphics driver developer boasted about in the Linux developer mailings (RAII can be a bad for optimization).
I feel like this has come up before, and D is not memory safe. It has some helper-type features, but at the end of the day it is still C-like.
Not if you opt in it. You can even put
@safe:
in the beginning of your D source code, then you'll have a memory safe D (you have to opt out by using@trusted
then@system
).I am both the left guy and right guy. If you can't program without using a memory safe language, it's a skill issue. But I also don't want to switch to rust because I like the challenge of manual memory management. (Also rust's syntax and semantics looks like it was designed by a monkey attacking a typewriter.)
Please tell me you just code golf or similar, and aren't making things for people to actually use and maintain.
No, I don't do anything professionally. I just enjoy challenging myself.
I write C++ professionally. Saying it's a skill issue doesn't solve the problem. If a dev with 15+ years of experience still isn't writing memory-safe C++ (ie. some of the people I work with), they're not going to learn now.
And if you're a project manager and you choose to use C++ because your team says they like the challenge then you should be fired.
Of course none of this applies to hobby projects...
Yeah, I'm not a model for good programing. I don't program professionally, I just like challenging myself in my hobby projects.
I tried to learn assembly for that, but never did after all