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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I'd ask to see your visitor's badge and inform you civilians aren't allowed here unescorted.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago

She IS the escort.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the "secret shopper" once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.

[–] meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why do you assume she doesn't have clearance?

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.

[–] Toofpic@feddit.dk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only cleav..ance. Haha!