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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 131 points 1 week ago (10 children)

They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day's work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too "gay" for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like "I don't know what you think you're doing in there" and "I just need to make sure you're not doing anything funny".

Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think the bar owner thought they might be going into the bathroom to do gay stuff, not that washing their hands is gay.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Two men walking in the bar and going straight to the bathroom together. Man jumped to conclusions.

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They went in straight. All good then.

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