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[–] april@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why do they always send the poor?

[–] BMTea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great question. See, a farmer can't stay behind and command the state because he is a farmer. The heads of state and the elite cannot all perish in trenches because then all that would remain are farmers. Established heirarchy for organizational power was invented probably by whatever primates we evolved from, and is observed among even some other species of primate.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Our country was built on well educated farmers taking up positions of governance. We'd be fine.

[–] BMTea@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A country without farmers will perish, a country without "elites" will make do.

[–] BMTea@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Well... a country without "elites" and only farmers will very quickly find itself with a set of elites, from another country, who can organize their farmers to take and conquer others' farmland.

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why don't presidents fight the war?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Alexander the Great was the first over the wall when invading a city.

Edit: source

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yea there's no way the first person over a wall wouldn't get immediately mercd by everyone on top who isn't fighting anyone yet.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

He was! He took an arrow to the lung and they thought he was dead!

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw a picture of George Washington leading troops on a crappy boat. Why isn't Biden out on a crappy boat somewhere? Lol

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why wasn't Trump? Why wasn't Obama? Why wasn't Bush? It's hardly just Biden.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wasn't singling him out he is just the current president and I can't imagine him in that position lol.

I like Joe.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Was Washington leading troops after he became president though?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because he wasn’t president then. Eisenhower led troops as did Grant

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

George Washington did lead troops one time as president, with the secretary of the Treasury at his side.

There was a little revolt over taxes on whiskey and when he showed up they surrendered.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

The joke was that Biden is really old.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Because they're worth less, obviously!

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Barbarisms by barbaras, with pointed heels