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My favourite type of self-care (lemmy.world)

submitted 15 hours ago by SwordInStone@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Max_P@lemmy.max-p.me 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You mean you're not actually supposed to spend 2 hours daily unfucking everyone's shit during the standup turn by turn?

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

We waste the two hours doing code reviews that only three people actually need to be present for, I always appreciate the chance to zone out and do something else for a big part of the day. Follow that with lunch and I've just done half a day's work by watching TV