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Dell Sales team told to return to office 5 days a week (arstechnica.com)
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[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Their sales team aregoing about this all wrong. Just buy the consumer lists from major dispenseries, and then call the stoners.

"Dude! You're buying a dell!" Whats your credit card info?"

"Dude! No way! I was just looking for a way to masturbate!"

"Yeah man! That's what this is."

Boom. Easy sale.

[โ€“] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

You need to set your sights on enterprise sales.