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A Boring Dystopia

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cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/6996597

Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k...

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Police ultimately tracked down a “contract” signed by both the runaway parents and one would-be buyer, who was identified by authorities as Cody Martin.

It read: “I Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 09/21/2024.

“Disclaimer: Alter signing this there will be no changing yall two’s minds and to never contact again.”

I feel sorry for the baby, but that's some top-notch contract writing.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "yall" is underrated in contract law.

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah but they misspelled it, so they lose some points there.

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