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I live in a constant state of fear and misery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20260044

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Clean" because all the code that does anything is split into countless three line "atomic functions" and buried under layers of observables and factories I bet.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pointless abstraction is a tool to ensure repeat contracts by vendors, not a good coding standard.