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The year is 2082
Hollywood will not take any risks.
The only actors are the reanimated corpses of Tom Cruise, Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Saldana, Samuel L Jackson, Tom Hanks, and Harrison Ford, all de-aged back to life with VFX.
The only films are Fast 43, Avengers vs The Spider-Verse XIV, Indiana Jones 22, Star Wars Episode XXI: Revenge of the Return, Toy Story 25, Avatar 5, and The Lion King: The Animation of The Broadway production of the Re-animated Live Action: 3D Extended Edition.
What really got me in this great list was Avatar franchise only made it to Avatar 5 in all those years! 😂
Me too! Laughed out loud!
There is also an anime adaptation of Half-Life 2 Episode 2.5.
And One Piece is going to end next year.
Luffy will still be the same age 🤣
In the grim dark future there are only sequels.
Future? We are already in that scenario.
In the grim dark present there are only sequels.
What about Die Hard 15: John McClane vs Predator?
You are quite optimistic about Avatar release dates I see. I’d be expecting a trailer for Avatar 3 by then.
A3 should be released in december 2025 as they filmed it at the same time as the second movie and it's currently in the post-production stage. The fourth one is also partly filmed already, scheduled for a 2029 release iirc.
I just laughed so hard at this. Thank you.