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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahem… Assembly is tired of being forgotten

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Assembly is like phonetic script.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago
section .data
    msg1 db "Those copper ingots were of terrible quality.",0
    msg2 db "My servant was also treated very badly!",0