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Hey boss, I'm logging this ticket as tech debt. We need to take this on to hit our marketing deadline, and as soon as the project is over we need two scrum cycles to resolve it.
Two years later...
This ticket has been open forever, can we just delete it since nobody is ever going to clean this up? It's messing up our velocity metric.