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fuck the tests (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] xep@fedia.io 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Real programmers test in production.

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean like this?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were under a lot of pressure.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were under a lot of pressure.

It was sink or swim.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

No time to cave in

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You mean like this?

Or like this?

What does that mean, 'To play us out'?

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

Users will test, don't waste your energy.