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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago (9 children)

I knew a priest who liked to say he only smoked after sex.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Uncomfortable forced laughter.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I knew another priest who loved making "wife bad" boomer jokes at funerals whenever a surviving spouse died. Lots of "Her husband has been enjoying paradise in heaven...and now his wife is there..." and "st. Peter gives a test to enter heaven, you need to spell 'love'. St. Peter wants a break and gives this task to a man who sees his wife coming to the pearly gates. He tells his wife that she must spell a word before entering heaven. His wife asks what the word is. The man says 'onamonapia'"

Those definitely got some uncomfortable laughs

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where are you finding all these awful priests? Are you secretly the pope?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I was a funeral director. I got to know all the religious leaders in my town.

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