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[–] DaaftRaaft@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have a set of mental buttons i can press which lets me instantly fix some common flaws of being a human:

  • fall asleep
  • stop humming a song stuck in my head
  • stop feeling light headaches
  • postpone hunger for 3 hours
  • shut of tinnitus
  • make the itching stop
[–] Cucumber_coconut@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you push one of those buttons, it's effect is random.

[–] Roundcat@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"I really need to get this song out of my head so I can concentrate on cla....ZZZZZZZZZZ"

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