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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (48 children)

I’m putting my foot down! No more than fifteen presents!

What the actual fuck?

Also, what’s the deal with the golf cart? Why do they have a golf cart?

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (41 children)

It's quite common here to have one for driving around neighbourhoods, as cheap ones can be $1,000+.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] fishpen0@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

A lot of California is like this. I lived in San Diego and most homeowners had a golf cart. It’s actually really nice to use for groceries shopping and hauling coolers, surf boards, and small boats to the beach without using any gasoline. They are basically ultra light EVs.

Cali lets you register golf carts for the road as a non-highway vehicle. So you can putter around your local neighborhood but not any further. They actually reduce highway congestion and parking congestion since you can park 5 of them in a street parking space that holds only 2 cars.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

My first thought was "that's insane", but when you put it that way, it seems less insane than driving a car.

Normalize golf carts! I guess?! 🤷

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Electric cargo bikes fill the same niche here. Well, minus the boat part.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like people just haven't tried hard enough with the boats. 😉

[–] fishpen0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ehh. I fit myself, my wife, my kid, my dog, and a cooler and 2 surf boards on a golf cart and I can park it without needing to lock it up somewhere. A cargo bike that big easily costs 2-5x more than a golf cart. Realistically I’d actually need two cargo bikes to haul that much.

A single golf cart can hold 2-6 people plus cargo depending on the model. They fill the car niche better than the bike niche but at a ridiculously low price point if you aren’t getting fancy.

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