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How to be a gardener (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 years ago by poVoq@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

And then you realize that plants run on DNA which is just biological programming. :(

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 years ago (1 children)

Is that why the mRNA vaccine gives me 5G?

[–] AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Or, if you're in Canada like me, the vaccines only give you 4G and sometimes even 3G with 5 gigs a month on a two-year $80/month contract that includes the purchase of a ~~carrier~~ vaccine locked phone from one of ~~Telus~~ Moderna's stores.

No I'm not salty about our horrid telecom industry and the fact that the companies basically run the regulatory body, why do you ask?