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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not my wife!

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Maybe I am 👀

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.

/s

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Fuck, she found me.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I am 👀

Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.