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"I'm sick of the government telling me to breathe. I'm done!"
If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
Unfortunately you really can't kill yourself by just "not breathing" if you're surrounded by air. You'll just pass out.
Helium though that'll do it
And you'll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.