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I’m Pissed (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 3 months ago by Nusm@yall.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago (5 children)

My wife once got mad at me for something I did IN HER DREAM

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It's never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

[–] person420@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there's probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

I'm sure I've done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 0 points 3 months ago

You should probably find a different wife then.