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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (11 children)

I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.

Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I walked in with two footlong Subways once. They're like...eh...just clean up when you're done, please.

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This. Regardless if you brought it in on bought it at the cinema, don't make a mess or leave garbage behind

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

We were regulars and recognized by them. We also would have cleaned up even if not asked haha.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My god daughter dropped the bucket of popcorn. 😞

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