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Came back to learn you have job security (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Fucking. The word is FUCKing. Fucking.

[–] pseudonym@monyet.cc 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can't swear on the internet

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

FUCK, I forgot.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

The hell I can't.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

This post right here officer, look at this man saying such illegal words on the internet!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

Fkn A

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 3 months ago

It just irritates the fuck out of me when people write an obvious swear word but either omit letters or "censor" them with eg. *, like that somehow makes it not swearing even though EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT FUCKING WORD IS.

Either don't swear if you think it's so bad, or just write the naughty words out instead of pretending "f*ck" isn't a bad evil naughty word because you hid one letter like a fucking mentally deficient child.

FUCK.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Friday night Fkn