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[–] Mostly_Harmless@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Seems reasonable. Where do I put in my social security number and mother's maiden name?

[–] Chipthemonk@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You can also include your passport ID and bank information in the “extra notes” field. Thanks for all your data! 🙏

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Insert the probe and we'll get all that for you.

[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"In order to complete the sign-up process, please verify you are a human by sending us this vial with a sample of your blood"

[–] LocutusOfBeetleBorg@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

inserts needle into vein

"This is getting ridiculous, I'll send them my blood, and I'll drink the verification can, but I won't dance while doing it! That's my line in the sand."

[–] Chasm@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

reminder that tiktok was once musically which was a dance video sharing app for children

you will dance, and you will be happy

dances an angry jig while sobbing

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny enough, you could probably edit your comment with them and it would be more secure than giving it to Meta just because lemmy has less digital footprint than the advertising list that you personal info will be added to.

[–] Chasm@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

I am dming you my bank login details. Thanks for your care!