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Why not starting that now?
lemmy.world users have small penises, even the female ones!!
feddit.de will be nr. 1!!!!
I get the sentiment and that is sarcasm and all, but this could still be hurtful to some people. Let's grow past dick size humor because I know that lemmings are better than that.
The way to get over something is to adapt, not avoid it.
It’s funny that dick size is a thing we care about. Some guys get big dicks, some get small ones, some guys let it define them, other guys don’t, some women admit they like big dicks, some don’t admit it, some actually don’t. Life is full of horror and it’s funny.
The more things you have to avoid the worse off you are.
Plus every time someone makes a dick size joke I think about randy marshs dick size formula. The time and effort he spend to make his dick be average size always cracks me up.
Like who cares about your dick size? Relatively few people get to see it anyways and if they judge you for it you're probably better of without them.
Humor police? No thank you…
I think there will eventually be a “safe space” subfederation for people with a fragile sense of humor. We can all coexist.
It's called beehaw, pretty much.
Yeah, question their morals or say they eat cats, lol
lemmy.world and lemmy.ml users competing whos the most generic NPC
pawb.social users not existing
lemm.ee and vlemmy.net users actually being based
Lemmy.zip users hoping the hamster has a few more months of running on the wheel to keep the servers powered until a new hamster can be purchased.
lol
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
feddit.de über Allen!
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