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[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 133 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I put all my passwords in a text document, then print it on a little strip of paper and shove it up my ass. Whenever I take a crap, I dig it out from the turds and try to memorise some of them again. Then I shove it back up there where noone else can find my data and I won't lose it.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 209 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Eximius@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

I'm scared of downloading after that Mexican party

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

sh.itjust.works

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Forgot to mention I delete the text document and set fire to the computer's hard drive. The passwords are only ever in my ass, with the rest of my personal shit.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Following up your own shit post with another shit post is shit post gold.

[–] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

This tracks very close to my idea of the suppository flask stick.

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever tried anal, my beautiful gentleman?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a security risk.

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe, but it would have to be personal and in my ass if I had or ever did.