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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No gambling

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.