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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)
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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I'm not important enough for hush money.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.