"I'm not touching anything at the moment" you're either a master of stating the obvious, or you've just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Especially because it's really hard to not touch anything, you'd need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching "air" as touching something.

[–] hemmes@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But my balls will be slapping my thighs…

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Weird flex but okay

[–] jandar_fett@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

None of us are every touching anything since the space between our atoms is so vast. Something something forcefields created by electron cloud activity

[–] platypus_plumba@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I can't feel anything. That's what she said :(