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You're right, and by God... I'm worried. We need someone who can get in that seat and do the duties of the president. Imagine Biden's not in his right state of mind and weapons shipments to Nazis in Ukraine need to be approved, or a railroad workers' strike needs to be put down, or Israel needs more bombs to drop on Palestinian villages. Who is going to pull through? Who's going to get up and say, "put those migrants in concentration camps and close the border, escalate tensions with China even if we sabotage renewable energy transition, and tonight I'll make a speech where I lie through my teeth without stuttering or losing my train of thought"?

Well, this may be controversial, but, in my opinion the torch needs to be handed down to the next generation of CIA directors' children, Star Trek: The Next Generation. These youngsters might just have both the patriotism and cognitive abilities to keep the child killing machine well-oiled. Slava Amerkani!