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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (43 children)

water is wet. because it makes things wet. and you seem to not grasp what a comparison is either. i never said fire or sugar was water i was comparing your logic to something else

and my first point is basically what is being said about water "not being wet" it is yet another comparison, as in i didnt forget my brain made me forget. water isnt wet it just makes things wet. comparison

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (42 children)

One again, I must correct you and - apparently - your brain that makes you forget things.

Water is not wet; it just makes things wet. The transitive property of math does not apply to water because water is not math. (Another thing water is not).

You seem increasingly confused, blaming your “brain” for your mistakes. I suggest giving your “brain” a nice rest.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (41 children)

once again, i must say it was a comparison. i do not know why you take it so literal. water is wet because it makes things wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Once again, it’s a false equivalence logical fallacy— neither sugar nor fire are water, and there is no reason to believe they would act like water. Especially considering that water is not wet, it just makes things wet.

This seems to be causing you quite a bit of distress and memory problems. I suggest a rest.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what makes water so special that it absolutely under any circumstances never be compared to anything else? the fact that its wet?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I see you’re still confused. Water isn’t wet; it just makes things wet.

And water isn’t special, either. It can be compared to lots of things— just not falsely, as you have.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i havent falsely compared water. and i am not confused. it is pretty obvious if youve been around water that it is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You falsely compared to water to fire and sugar. Water is neither fire nor sugar. Water has none of the properties of fire nor sugar. You are clearly very confused about what water is and what sugar and fire are.

You blamed your “brain” for this. Repeatedly.

May you and your “brain” have a speedy recovery as you ponder how water is not wet, it just makes other things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you still dont know what a comparison is. and now you make fun of my intellect. you are out of ideas

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m just illustrating the false equivalencies you made between water, sugar, and fire. Don’t blame me for the things you said.

And the only “idea” I’ve kept repeating is that water is not wet; it just makes things wet.

Insulting me won’t change that.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not false equivalency, comparison. unless you have a comparison in mind

and stop making things up, what insults are you talking about? did your brain make you forget what you just commented?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“Nuh uh!” isn’t a very compelling argument. It seems that you are the one who is out of ideas and whose “brain” keeps forgetting things… weren’t you the one accusing me of projecting? Lol

Water is not wet; it just makes other things wet.

Best of luck with your “brain”!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you just said nuh uh isnt a compelling argument and then just did exactly that LMAO

water is wet because it makes other things wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you just said nuh uh isnt a compelling argument and then just did exactly that LMAO

I see that your “brain” is still confused, since that’s not what happened. But it’s cute that you think it is. Like how you think sugar and fire are water.

But water isn’t wet; it just makes other things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i actually never said sugar and fire are water. funny how your alleged superior smart brain somehow missed that

but water is wet, because it makes other things wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

funny how your alleged superior smart brain

Now your “brain” seems to be hallucinating, since I never made such a claim. This whole this seems to have really upset you. Perhaps you should take a break and consider how water isn’t wet— it just makes other things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i made it up for dramatic effect

just as you have made up me saying sugar and fire are water, which i never said

maybe it is time for you to relax, take a swim in a pool of water, which is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Now you’ve devolved to lying. Sad. All because you refuse to accept that water isn’t wet, it just makes other things wet.

maybe it is time for you to relax

Worse, now you’re just copying the things I’ve said. Wasn’t it you who accused me of not having anything original to say? Lol

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now you've devoted to lying. sad.

i've already used the sad remark in a comment, so in your reply moaning about copying you directly copy me. and when did i say you have nothing original to say? never

water is wet. i can tell because i touch it and it is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

lol, now your imagination is getting a bit carried away— and you can’t even remember the things you said. All because water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet.

You really shouldn’t let it upset you so, lol

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

im not upset. im just wondering why you are always making things up is all, and why you think water isnt wet because it is obvious water is wet, everything water touches becomes wet so how can it not be wet?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Given your tone, the swearing, the making stuff up, and the frequent problems with your “brain”, you obviously are upset. Just because water isn’t wet, but just makes things wet isn’t cause for all of that.

Relax

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

more projection. also you cant tell tone through text. it is often misread

just because water is wet doesnt mean you have to act like this

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

more projection

You keep saying that, yet you’re the only one who uses strong language and had repeated trouble with his “brain”, hallucinating... And just because you can’t read tone in text doesn’t mean others can’t. The amount you’re tormenting yourself over water not being wet, just making other things wet… it’s silly.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

more projection 😂 you really like digging deeper holes dont you? its not that big of a deal

water is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You keep saying that, but the only rage and pretend seems to come from your own cheer and projection. Really, I wonder, if it weren’t for the waters (that don’t wet) where would you get you wetting?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what does your question mean? i dont think its worded properly.

water is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Water isn’t wet— it just makes other things wet.

It’s pretty easy

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Because it’s not? You’re clearly confused. Take a rest and enjoy how water isn’t wet, it just makes other things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

happy 4th of july. it is currently raining. its wet. the water. from the rain. wet.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, the water makes things wet. Glad you’re finally realizing that.

Happy holiday!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i have always realised water makes things wet. because water itself is wet

happy holiday!

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There ya go with your “brain” problems again. Water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet. Better get some rest. Lol

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

more insults. quite sad. all over water being wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No insults, just observations of your “brain” problems that you keep having, the one which keep you from understanding that water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

insults insults insults. they say insults are a sure sign that someone is wrong. guess it is now fact for all to see, water is wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

There’s that “brain” getting things wrong again, as you’ve often admitted it does, just like it keeps mistaking water for being wet when it just makes things wet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you keep saying my brain is wrong yet fail to recognize your own brain failing to comprehend when i explained what a comparison is LOL

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re the one who first admitted that your “brain” wasn’t working right, which is obvious since you don’t understand that water isn’t wet, it just makes things wet. Lol

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

your "brain" is yet again not working. you dont know what a comparison is even after explanation, why would i ever believe you when you say water isnt wet 😂

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There your “brain” goes again not working, thinking water is wet when it’s not, just because it makes other things wet. Weren’t you the one accusing me of projecting, lol?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

not an accusation just an observable fact like water being wet

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

There your “brain” goes again not working, thinking water is wet when it’s not, just because it makes other things wet. Weren’t you the one accusing me of projecting, lol?

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