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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

yeah, but if it's hoarders - it's EVERYTHING.

Trust me on this. We've tried to intervention some relatives repeatedly, their house is a terrifying example of fire hazards X man-trap stacks of:

  • national geographics 1910-2007
  • rare glassware
  • collectable books
  • TINS! Tin signs, tin trays, tin toys, tins with sewing shit and tins which held sewing shit in the triassic
  • radium! ?!?!?!??!?!? specifically clocks that are known to have been painted with radium that no longer glow, but apparently the glow - came from the overpaint, and the radium is still chugging. no shit.
  • newspapers, specifically, about easily tens of thousands of the dallas morning news 1990-1998 (!?)
  • multiple stacks of other newspapers (old stuff) one of them paid to purchase.
  • multiple layers of unopened ebay and amazon orders in the fucking boxes
  • CREEPY FUCKING DOLLS A ROOM ENTIRELY FUCKING FULL OF CREEPY PORCELAIN FUCKING DOLLS I swear, their eyes just swiveled to look in my direction from 12 states away.....

I can't even begin to fucking deal with this shit from across the country, and their relations in-town have so far failed to get through to them.

I'd say the acoustics would be pretty fucking bad.