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Weak one. Let's ideate on a better version
STOP DOING DOCKER
Virtualization was supposed to reduce the overhead, not create entire DevOps departments.
Years of containerization yet no real use over
make clean; make build
Wanted to deploy your app in the "cloud" anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for it, it's called
rsync
Let's run a virtual container in
--privileged
mode, so we can manage system resources from it -- Statements dreamt up by utterly DerangedLook at what tech interviews have been demanding your Respect for all these years. (These are real documentation examples for how a simple virtualization supposedly works)
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Hello, I would like to put 20 Terabytes of "images" into my
/var/lib/
, please!They played us for absolute fools!
Seriously?
agree or disagree with facts and arguments.
Right now it's not clear if your reaction is pointed towards the privileged mode or towards its criticism.
You don't support superposition yet?
...I mean, not running monitoring software as container, would be an idea.