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Coomitter be like (lemm.ee)
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[โ€“] seaQueue@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd have a field day with that. Max line length 70 or 75, excessively verbose function and variable names, triple the normal amount of comments, extra whitespace wherever possible, tab width 8, etc. The possibilities are endless for that metric.

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dude... Just write a python script that makes small changes to white space every few seconds and commits them.