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Our chief weapon is surprise... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.