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Our chief weapon is surprise... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Bring in... The comfy chair