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Something's not adding up (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The issue is more the host's dislocated jaw than the parasite tongue, I believe

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

I mean Venom is injured all the time in ways that would clearly impact a body within it. So either the host body goes full caterpillar-coccoon and is basically jelly while Venom is fully formed, or the host's body becomes immune to injury/near fully regenerable, in which case Venom could wreck the host's face without worry.