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Someone escaped the Matrix (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] haulyard@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait is he still on the Azure Performance team?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 weeks ago

Azure needs him to care for Microsoft's Golden Goose at his farm.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nope. If he hadn't quit, it would say "present" instead of July 2024

[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look under "Principal Software Development Engineer." It says "2017-present"

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's the basis for my claim actually. The other position has a date not the word "present". Which I now realize includes 2023 not this year, so I don't know what the original question was getting at.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

But...it says "august 2017-present" on the screenshot I'm looking at? Right? Also, isn't July 2024 like, next month?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

It says 2023, not 24. Commenter typo’d. and the top number is correct. Bottom one is probably custom filled out, not based on actual work history.