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Someone escaped the Matrix (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 78 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now days we play doom on them

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if your tractor can't run farming simulator, is it even a tractor?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

Fr wtf else are you supposed to do while you till the land?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

He remembers the before-times!

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago

Ukrainians led the first front at "liberating" the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

[–] deafboy@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.