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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not classified as human?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.