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[โ€“] raldone01@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

A guy thought it would be funny to change his license plate to NULL.

[โ€“] seang96@spgrn.com 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

So to combat our horrible privacy culture we should name everything null...

hi my name is null, null.

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fun until you want to get a mortgage or something ๐Ÿ˜‚

But maybe you won't need to with all the inheritances you'll get from rich people who died with no children ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] seang96@spgrn.com 3 points 6 months ago

The key is to get the mortgage before then when you are null your debt will be null triggering their system to automatically send the deed to your house!

[โ€“] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hello there null Im doxing you now You live on null street in nullsvile in wouldntyouliketoknow lane house number 12345

:D

[โ€“] seang96@spgrn.com 2 points 6 months ago

who would query null users though?!

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

And he was right.