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if someone is actually using ai to grade papers I'm gonna LITERALLY drink water
I'm gonna literally drink water if they DON'T
I'm drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!
As a large languag model I do not drink water
I'm going to drink my water before you get to it!
breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding
drinks the blood.
NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!
weeps
immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues
HYDROHOMIES UNITE
Imma do it this evening, so hydrate up, bud
Look up Texas's STAAR writing tests
I have a colleague who is trying hard to do it, but it isn't good enough yet fortunately. I point out as many issues as I can to deter him but it ain't working.