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Checkmate (lemdro.id)

submitted 5 months ago by governorkeagan@lemdro.id to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's why docker was created.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

[–] Laser@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is docker even declarative?

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is docker even declarative?

Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

Yes. I know.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago

Nah, screw that.
Time to distribute stuff as a VM image.

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1950s

A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn't switch properly at 12V.
Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
B: I'mma make standard transistors.

why?

Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
A was in Europe