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Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? 🤨 (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 5 months ago by mao@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've only ever grepped log files. 9 years into my career now so not sure which side of the spectrum I'm on (i'm definitely on the spectrum)

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm grepping log since the 80s/90s, still do

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

10 years give and take

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well buddy, no need to be so greedy. Around here people just do a give or take, not both.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

-10+10=0

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well exactly. 10 years give and take means exactly 10 years. 10 years give OR take is a way to say it may be a little more or a little less.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah then I can't be greedy, I took exactly 0 years

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

What about leap seconds?

[–] mino@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 months ago

Here we are all on the spectrum my friend.