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Without seeing the other hand, we have no way of knowing that Q-tips caused this reaction.
The other Q-tip is up his urethra and it's spinning.
You didn't have to post this
It’s ok - it’s the urethra that’s spinning.
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The universal clock of time.
Ohh jacking it pales in comparison to hitting the e spot.
I'm going to creat vibrating q-tips.
Yes I need something like that, I have a spot that needs pressure and friction to relive and one day I'm gonna unravel one and get it stuck in my ear.