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The Monkey's Paw

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[–] Wreckronomicon@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are granted a funny little hat but now you have a funny little head to put it on

[–] Repulsa@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have honestly been chuckling to myself about this comment for 3 days now

[–] wowitsverycool@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

you gotta snap out of it, you have a family that cares about you. you have to stop laughing at the comment