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Wife just gave birth, this is my life now (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by shplane@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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Still love this baby though

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[–] shplane@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fortunately we got a lot of hand-me-downs from friends. The one kicker is no matter what trick I use, the little guy loves to find just the right time to pee on me during the diaper change process

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Spare diaper over the penis.
Another trick is timing - don't change just after they wake up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I used a washcloth, it worked pretty well.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I started watching for when the diaper marks turned blue, then immediately change the diaper right after he peed so I can avoid being used for target practice. ;)